
They might sit on your porch. They might be sitting in your garage. If they're still outside in the plastic bags in which they were delivered I'm guessing they've gathered some rain. Likely they only make it indoors when someone little comes over for dinner and needs a booster seat at the dinner table. One thing is for sure, over a year's time you'll get no less than 6 delivered to your home and you'll use no more than 1. Or none. And to what am I referring? Why the Yellow Pages, of course! With so much information right at our fingertips most of us just don't have the need or patience to flip through them anymore.
Before watching last night's American Idol Results Show (where the sweet Danny Gokey got kicked off) I was doing some work in the living room on my laptop. Once the show started I signed off and closed the computer. A few minutes into the show my husband asked Paula Abdul's age. I flipped the computer open and found the answer in seconds (She turned 47 in February.) then closed the computer again. Too soon, because then we wanted to figure out the name of Katy Perry's second hit song. Not "I Kissed a Girl." The other one. So I opened the computer back up. 5 seconds later we had our answer: "Hot N Cold." We watched the video during a commercial break then closed the computer again. I should have just left it open.
"What time do we leave for Palm Springs next week?" my husband asked. Computer back open. Found the answer in just under a minute.
Sure these aren't questions with which you'd search the Yellow Pages. But for answers to true Yellow Page questions . . . you can find them even faster! And with more specifics and detail.
www.google.com
Best Local Dry Cleaner on Mercer Island: Corry's
www.google.com
Best Florist on Mercer Island: Mercer Island Florist
www.google.com
Restaurants on Mercer Island: You get a whole list with addresses and phone numbers
www.google.com
Best Facial on Mercer Island: Um. Wait. Sugar & Swank's not on the list. Uh oh.
If I'm right about people not using the Yellow Pages anymore - if I'm right that they Google instead - I need to quickly fix the fact that Sugar & Swank isn't coming up under Best Facial on Mercer Island. But how?
It turns out to impress Google I'd have been a lot smarter to name my business something like, "Spa Spa Spa Mercer Island," or "Facial Waxing Spa Mercer Island," or "Hair Removal Mercer Island." Lame.
When I chose to name my business Sugar & Swank I thought it was fun and catchy. And to feel Sugary and Swanky - what a great combination, right? When you work with me it is a sweet experience - one that leaves you feeling light, happy and yummy. And my treatments are swanky - luxurious, top of the line. You leave feeling updated, modern, hip and posh.
How could I have named it something boring like, "Brazilian Wax Here," or "Ear Piercing," or "Make Up Artistry?"
I couldn't have. So Sugar & Swank it stays. (Sometimes Sugar & Swank Skincare Spa or sometimes Sugar & Swank Day Spa.) And so begins my fight to get "The Sugar & Swank Skincare Day Spa Spa" higher billing on a Google search.
Hopefully in the next few weeks you'll see Sugar & Swank creep up in the listings. It is crucial because the truth is I'm right. Right that these days people use online search engines to find what they need. And no one wants to even "flip" an internet page, so if Sugar & Swank's not right up at the top, or at least on the first page of listings, I won't get the business. And that is a shame because I really do give the best facial on Mercer Island.
In fact, one client said, "Jennifer, I've been to spas all over the world and this is the very best facial I've ever had."
What makes my facials so much better than another is that when I treat you, everything you experience is centered around making you feel comfortable and relaxed. But everything I'm treating you with is centered around making positive and dramatic changes in your skin. So you leave feeling spoiled, indulged and pampered! But when you look in the mirror, sometimes right after, sometimes a few days later, you think, "WOW!"
Come in and see for yourself. In fact, if you mention this blog I'll give you $20 off a $90 facial. Or a free anti-aging or acne peel add-on ($20 value) to go with your $90 facial.
I hope to see you at Mercer Island Spa Spa Spa. Or should I call it Mercer Island Facial Facial Facial? Of course Mercer Island Wax Wax Wax has a certain ring to it. Wait, I got it! Mercer Island Facial Waxing Make-Up and Ear Piercing Day Spa.